Helaman's Boring Story Generator

Name a dog:
Name a cat:
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Here Is Your Story

Once upon a time there was a beautiful cat named Sam. Sam very wanted to marry the dog named Wallace. But Wallace did not like Sam back. But Sam knew Wallace will like a nice juicy bone. So Sam asked him again giving the nice juicy bone to seduce him. And Wallace's response was: But I'm not into boys.